10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth