10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
"I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
Those eggs smell delicious!