10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.