10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!