10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker is for loners.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.