10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"