10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Fook the floosh droo!