10 Random Poker Quotes

• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe