10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.