10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson