10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway