10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson