10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.