10 Random Poker Quotes

All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"