10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger