10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.