10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Welcome to kicker school
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?