10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed