10 Random Poker Quotes

• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine