10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Welcome to kicker school
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986