10 Random Poker Quotes

• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack