10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels