10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.