10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Fish don't eat Nutz!