10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel