10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels