10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-