10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.