10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!