10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.