10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."