10 Random Poker Quotes

• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Welcome to kicker school
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.