10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.