10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.