10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph