10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes