10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.