10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves