10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"