10 Random Poker Quotes

• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword