10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "No river, no fish."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe