10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!