10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "No river, no fish."