10 Random Poker Quotes

• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• in the poker game of life women are the rake