10 Random Poker Quotes

• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson