10 Random Poker Quotes

• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"