10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo