10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom