10 Random Poker Quotes

• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob