10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!